As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy.

And today as I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind.

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